Aria Montgomery Quotes
Spencer: Where is he?
Aria: Over there with that blonde with giraffe legs.
Jenna's back, and she's knocking into walls.
Hey, Paige, I thought you might want to know that Bridget Mu's in your kitchen; she's trying to make a bong out of your aunt's teapot.
They were just stacked on his nightstand like, "Hmm, what do I want to watch tonight, Jimmy Kimmel or boobs?"
I don't care who said what to who, but we need all brains on board and we are down ONE!
Aria: Ew, taste this, it's disgusting.
Spencer: No, you just spit in it.
Aria: Don't even bring up that singing canary.
Spencer: Parrot.
Aria: Whatever.
Is it weird to be jealous of your Mom's love life?
Hanna: Okay, we are not a herd.
Aria: It's an expression.
Hanna: Yeah, for cows.
Aria: Well I've been crated, what does that make me?
This is Mona; she started lying when she was a fetus.
Aria: Spencer went in there at rock bottom and she came out like a shiny new penny.
Hanna: Are you thinking shock treatment?
Aria: It's not like New York is in some other country.
Hanna: New York is on another planet.
