Maybe if we seemed more dangerous people would stop flushing my glasses down the toilet.

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• Added: May 04, 2010

If you're planning on getting all up on this, you're gonna have to make some changes.

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• Added: April 20, 2010

Artie: I wanna be very clear: I still have the use of my penis.

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• Added: November 11, 2009

You're irritating. But don't take that personally.

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• Added: November 11, 2009

We're planning on smacking them down like the hand of God.

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• Added: October 07, 2009

The more time Rachel storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has.

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• Added: September 23, 2009