Favorite Barney Stinson Quotes
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Asian girls love them some Jews.
Ted, tonight is gonna be Epic- wait for it...Dary! Wait that's not it, how do I usually say it? Ugh I hate this Quinn girl!
In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story
Barney: We both like scotch. We're both awesome.
Robin: Maybe that's the problem. Maybe there's just too much awesome here.
Barney: Yes. Two awesomes cancel each other out. I'm tired of being canceled out.
I'm gonna die alone. Ted's gonna be eaten by cats!
Dude working together is going to be legen- wait for it ...I'll send you an inter office memo with the rest because we friggin' work together!
Funny thing, and this is just me, I like my balls attached to my body instead of rolling around next to some eyeliner in Robin's purse. Stinson out.
Oh Robin, my simple friend from the untamed north. Let me tell you about a little thing I like to call 'mind over body' ... You see, whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story
[to Ted] Your mom and I got to second base.
Lily: Ooo Barney's got feelings for a girl.
Barney: Yeah, penis feelings!
Barney: All my life I have dared to go past what is possible.
Interviewer: To the impossible?
Barney: Actually, past that. To the place where the possible and the impossible meet, to become... the possimpible.
Lily: The possimpible? Really?
Barney: Inventing your own word shows creativity and vision—Visitivity
