Popular Barney Stinson Quotes
You take a man's wife before you take his accidental curly.
Marshall
Ted: Uh Barney who's taller, me or you?
Barney: You're taller, I wear lifts in all my shoes.
Barney: I've had sex in Ted's bed 14 times.
Ted: I asked if you wear shoulder pads.
For a long time, deep down I felt sort of, broken? But I don't feel that way anymore. Robin, along with the idea that vengeance will soon be mine, has made me 100% awesome.
Barney: I need you to help me pick the suit I'm gonna wear when I walk down the aisle.
Ted: Ok, Robin walks down the aisle you wait at the end of it.
Barney: Ok then the suit I'll be wearing when they all stand as I enter the chapel.
Ted: Also her.
Is it weird to get married in a suit that you may have worn while banging a female rodeo clown? I know what you're wondering. Yes the carpet matched the drapes.
Ted: She walks down the aisle. You say your vows, you go to the reception, you have your first dance. Before you know it, just like magic, you realize, it's a perfect fit.
Barney: You're right Ted, this is the one.
There is always a strip club.
Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.
