Betty Suarez Quotes
What are we gonna do? We can't just paint stars in your apartment and call it the planetarium. I mean this is Adele, not Amy Winehouse
Betty: Are you sure this is the best way to deal with your feelings?
Christina: Well I did consider throwing a dart at the real thing, but she's so damn fast in those heels
Daniel: Everyone's staring at me
Betty: That's because you're supposed to be a waiter and you're standing around in a $10,000 Prada suit eating cookies
Daniel: It's two years old!
Betty [about Wilhelmina's baby]: You're so good with him
Christina: Who knew? I thought my only maternal instinct was nursing a bottle of whiskey
Betty: For the record, I decided the limo treatment doesn't suck
Matt: Also for the record, I'm not a limo guy. I just thought it'd be fun since... it's Tuesday?
Betty: Tuesday, now officially known as limo day. Seriously, Matt, stop pampering me
Matt: Damn, there goes hot air balloon Wednesday
Matt: Betty, this will be the first time I have ever been with a woman I really care about. So technically you are my first
Betty: Aww, that's so corny... and sweet
Betty: Okay Mr prodigy piano guy... how's this one? [sings]
Matt: That's it, that was a perfect A Flat
Betty: Shut up you're a bad a liar
Matt: No, I'm not lying. I'm just still deaf in this ear from when you did your C Sharp
Justin: Mom, do I really have to go camping with grandpa and Elena?
Hilda: Yes. Elena's nephews are dying to meet you
Betty: ...and they planned the whole thing with you in mind
Justin: If they planned it with me in mind, we'd be at a spa with mud baths and ginger facials
Hilda: You're going! There'll be plenty of mud
Betty: You know you don't always have to bring me back to Queens
Matt: Well that's where my queen lives
Betty: I am not a gold digger, I don't care about Matt's money
Amanda: ...and cut, print, Oscar! Don't change a word, you nailed it.
Betty [about her outfit]: Did I over do it?
Justin: No no, all black is.. Aunt Betty.. you look almost fashionable
Betty: Justin, are you crying?
Justin: No, I'm just proud
[Betty and Conner trapped in an elevator]
Conner: Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you
Betty: I didn't think you were until you just said that
