Betty Suarez Quotes
Hilda: Momma could use a couple new pairs of shoes, a new hairdryer, maybe some rings..
Betty: Maybe a new nickname that isn't momma?
Hilda: Momma doesn't like your attitude
Marc: You better carry your own weight, Suarez
Betty: That's it? you're not gonna make a fat joke? We're progressing!
Marc: It was right there! Owell, next time
Betty: I only get two tickets to the mode show this year so we have to decide who's going
Justin: I get one, or I tell everyone you still love Ricky Martin
Betty: *gasp*
Justin: I'm sorry I had to play hard ball
Daniel: I really need you to deal with these
Betty: Okay
Daniel: Last year the mandate was for cuffs to be peering out from jackets. At Marc Jacobs' preview last night suddenly they're peaking instead. Can you believe it?
Betty: Nope, I can't
Daniel: It was humiliating. I need an eight of an inch off all of them ASAP. Please use your discretion. I'd be mortified if anyone knew they were mine
Betty [about speaker]: She's so amazing I can't believe you get to work for her
Girl: What you do sounds a lot more fun, especially during fashion week
Betty: Fashion week isn't nearly as cool as genocide week... sorry that came out wrong
Daniel: Shoplifting? I don't even know what that means
Betty: Yeah, neither did your mother
Betty: Mrs Meade, did you shop lift?
Claire: It's not shoplifting if you can afford the item but don't have the funds on you
Betty: Wait, what? I think that is shoplifting
Amanda: I'll miss you
Betty: You'll see me at work
Amanda: Yeah, but I probably won't be as nice
Betty: Probably not
Alright, stay cool, no drool
Amanda: Is it possible he was just licking guacamole off your chin?
Marc: Ohh
Amanda: You are known to have food situations
Betty: Nope, I wasn't even eating
Marc: Not eating? This story is getting more and more preposterous
Amanda [about Jesse]: Where is he? How is he? What's he packing?
Betty: No no, he left after we kissed
Amanda: Wait, what happened? Was it your breath again?
Betty: No I told him I had to get up early for work
Amanda: Why? You had the date any fourth grader would die for
Claire: I spent the entire time being groped by perverts in Montmarte
Betty: Oh, I'm sorry
Claire: Why? The French still appreciate something finely aged
