Favorite Blair Waldorf Quotes
Blair: I was thinking I'd just disappear for awhile. Give him a taste of life without me.
Dan: No, that's a terrible idea. Don't disappear. Become unavoidable. Chuck may be a deviant but he's still a man. Drive him crazy. Wear him down. You should be good at that.
Blair: Look who finally got a little interesting.
Dan: I'm sure it's a fluke.
Chuck: I'll be waiting on top of the Empire State Building.
Blair: You can't Affair to Remember me.
Georgina: So you're just going to go back to Serena like nothing happened and just leave me all alone?
Blair: Oh, you're not alone Georgina. I'm here now. And I brought some people who really really want to see you. I think you remember your parents.
Fine. Pretend like you never get sad. And all you care about is making more money. But just to be clear, I know better. And you Chuck Bass are not your father.
[to Dorota] What are you staring at? Go polish something.
Penelope, take off that hideous scarf. You can see it from space.
I have an army to build, a school to take over, and girls to blackmail.
Blair: Isn't there someone else you can torture?
Chuck: Probably, but I choose you.
Hurry! There's a Bass on the loose and it's hungry. Actually, so am I.
Serena: Blair?
Blair: Serena, what are you doing here? It's late. Oh my God. What's happened? What's wrong? Talk to me.
Serena: I can't.
Blair: Of course you can.
Serena: No. No, B, this is the one thing I can't tell you. I can't tell anyone.
Blair: I'm not anyone, I'm me. You can tell me anything.
Serena: No I can't. Because then that would make you a part of it. And you can't be a part of this.
Blair: What are you talking about? You're starting to scare me. Hey, hey, hey. We're sisters. You're my family. What is you, is me. There's nothing you could ever say to make me let go. I love you. What is it?
Chuck: Morning, Beautiful.
Blair: NYU is hell!
Chuck: What do you expect from a place where men wear sandals?
I made friends with a family of squirrels, and had lots of time to think.
