Blair Waldorf Quotes
Princess Sophia: What are you thinking? Out there all night with an American. Getting your picture taken?
Louis: I can explain.
Princess Sophia: It is unacceptable in any case. Especially for a young man who is about to be married.
Louis: Blair, please. Please let me explain.
Blair: I should have known not to believe.
Louis: I do need to tell you something. I didn't tell you before because I didn't want to scare you away. It may be too much.
Blair: Too much is just enough. Is it something I need a bikini for?
This afternoon we're going to church so I can be photographed being pious. I must find my pillbox hat! Je suis très heureux.
Blair: If you'll excuse me, there's a tart in my room I'd rather attend to.
Serena: Blair, this fight between us has gotten out of hand so why don't I be the mature one and admit that I may have overreacted about you and Dan.
Blair: Really?
Serena: Yes. So let's just put this all behind us so we can gush about Louis already.
Blair: Oh. Yes! Because all this elation was nearly meaningless without being able to talk to you about it.
Blair: I've just stood up in front of everyone that matters in New York society and said I was dating Dan Humphrey. I committed social suicide for you.
Louis: Serena told me you've been having an affair with him.
Blair: She misunderstood. We've been friends. That's all. You have to believe me, you're the only man in my life now. The only man I want there anyway.
Louis: I believe you.
Serena: Yeah, I'm sure you and Dan had a really deep connection. That is until a prince came along.
Blair: Of course. Because that would be an even bigger threat to you.
Serena: What's that supposed to mean?
Blair: You prefer when you're the one in the spotlight. But it's my turn now. You can have a taste of what it's like to be in my shadow for once. Now if you'll excuse me, my prince awaits.
Serena: So you guys have been lying to me and sneaking around for months so you could hang out as friends?
Blair: Exactly. Friends.
Dan: Yeah, I swear. Just friends.
Serena: Well I'm really glad you two found each other because you sure lost me.
Serena: But you guys are my two closest friends. Why couldn't you just tell me that?
Dan: I was hoping it would go away.
Blair: I was humiliated. Which is why we kissed.
Dan: To make sure nothing else was going on to complicate us or hurt you.
Serena: And?
Blair: Biggest regret of my life.
Dan: I mean that's a little bit of an overstatement, but yeah, it was not a good kiss.
Serena: I don't understand. How did you end up in a kiss in the first place? Any kiss?
Dan: We both were alone over Christmas break.
Blair: And we ran into each other at the movies.
Dan: And then it kept happening after the break, only we started making plans to meet.
Blair: And even worse. Enjoying it!
Dan: For someone who's just a friend you're really good at choreographing reasons for us to kiss.
Blair: That's because I'm willing to suffer for love.
Dan: Whatever you say. Just don't get too handsy.
Blair: I can't wait to see the look on their faces when they find out it's the prince. You are not to breathe a word of this. Normally you'd have to sign a non-disclosure agreement. I'm only grandfathering you in because of Serena.
Charlie: That him right over there? Don't understand why you guys are ignoring each other.
Blair: That's because you're from Florida.
Blair: You clear on the plan?
Dan: Yeah, I think I'll be fine once I figure out what a butler's pantry is.
Blair: You're a cater waiter. You know exactly what a butler's pantry is.
