I wonder if Nate remembered brunch. It would be so wrong to show up without my boyfriend, who I love. And who loves me.

Blair: She better not show her face again.
Chuck: I'm actually hoping she will.

Serena: I love you, B.
Blair: I love you, too, S.

Serena: How's your mom doing with the divorce.
Blair: Great. So, my dad left her for another man. She lost 15 pounds, got an eye lift. It's been good for her.

We should get going, unless you want us to wait for you. Looks like you got a lot of yogurt left.

Serena: So, when's the party?
Blair: Saturday... and you're kinda not invited. Since, until 12 hours ago, we all thought you were at boarding school. And Jenny used up all the invites.
Jenny: Actually..."
Blair: You can go now.

Mrs. Waldorf: If you're gonna wear one of my designs, at least tell me so we can have it fitted.
Blair: Thanks, mom.

Gossip Girl Quotes

Even Blair Waldorf can not bend DNA to her will.

Dan

Hazel: Do you know what you're doing, Little J?
Jenny: I'm not Little J anymore.