Jules: To get ahead. Get a home!
Bobby: Worst slogan ever.

You see Travis, being a man is living in constant fear of disappointing a woman.

If you need me, Grayson's door is always open.

This is fun. I feel Japanese.

(to Travis) Off my boat cover girl.

Smith's dad: What's with the scream?
Bobby: Helps you focus.

Bobby: How do you say R U I N?
Jules: Roin?

Jules: I've been afraid of this moment for so long, but I know I raised such a great kid -
Bobby: We we raised a good kid.

5-4-3 my anger is a purple balloon and I let it go.

Bonnie

I'm just a head on the beach!

Bros before hoes man!

I'd hate to be Debbie Downer, but if I was the only one single - I don't know what I'd do.

Cougar Town Quotes

Jules: You see that young gentleman there, I'd love to lick his body
Woman: That's my son
Jules: Ooh, he looks smart

Jules: When a 40-something guy gets divorced, it's always: "Way to go, Tiger!"
Grayson: We don't call each other Tiger. It's always Champ, or Samurai.