I piss warnings. Pig.

Britta [to Chang]

Britta: I read an article that said some women can actually achieve or--
Shirley: No no, thank you for the conversation. I know what you're talking about and even if it were true that's not something a woman does on her child's head.

Britta: Women have a connection to their bodies you could never understand
Jeff: You have a booger.
Britta: I know. It's a part of me.

Jeff: It's not you, it's me.
Britta: It's you.

Feast your ear tongues on these memory pops.

Abed: The Cape is premiering!
Britta: Humanity is premiering you jag!

I can't believe our assignment is to make a diorama of us making our nineteenth diorama.

Jeff: Everyone wants you to shut up.
Britta: And yet I won't. Case in point.

Thank god he didn't take it. Could you imagine bouncing a check to Kunta Kinte?

It's called a Complisult. Part compliment, part insult. He invented them. I coined the term. See what I just did there? That was an explainabrag.

Pierce: Britta, you're the selfless one in the group, right?
Britta: Wouldn't know, haven't thought about myself in years.

Britta: Do you know what Dylan Thomas said about death?
Pierce: No, tell me.
Britta: Ok, bluff called.

Community Quotes

Hello during a random dessert, the month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus.

Troy [reading the cake]

Pop, pop, Captain.