Britta Quotes
I piss warnings. Pig.
Britta [to Chang]
Britta: I read an article that said some women can actually achieve or--
Shirley: No no, thank you for the conversation. I know what you're talking about and even if it were true that's not something a woman does on her child's head.
Britta: Women have a connection to their bodies you could never understand
Jeff: You have a booger.
Britta: I know. It's a part of me.
Jeff: It's not you, it's me.
Britta: It's you.
Feast your ear tongues on these memory pops.
Abed: The Cape is premiering!
Britta: Humanity is premiering you jag!
I can't believe our assignment is to make a diorama of us making our nineteenth diorama.
Jeff: Everyone wants you to shut up.
Britta: And yet I won't. Case in point.
Thank god he didn't take it. Could you imagine bouncing a check to Kunta Kinte?
It's called a Complisult. Part compliment, part insult. He invented them. I coined the term. See what I just did there? That was an explainabrag.
Pierce: Britta, you're the selfless one in the group, right?
Britta: Wouldn't know, haven't thought about myself in years.
Britta: Do you know what Dylan Thomas said about death?
Pierce: No, tell me.
Britta: Ok, bluff called.
