I piss warnings. Pig.

Britta [to Chang]

Britta: I read an article that said some women can actually achieve or--
Shirley: No no, thank you for the conversation. I know what you're talking about and even if it were true that's not something a woman does on her child's head.

Britta: Women have a connection to their bodies you could never understand
Jeff: You have a booger.
Britta: I know. It's a part of me.

Jeff: It's not you, it's me.
Britta: It's you.

Feast your ear tongues on these memory pops.

Abed: The Cape is premiering!
Britta: Humanity is premiering you jag!

I can't believe our assignment is to make a diorama of us making our nineteenth diorama.

Jeff: Everyone wants you to shut up.
Britta: And yet I won't. Case in point.

Thank god he didn't take it. Could you imagine bouncing a check to Kunta Kinte?

It's called a Complisult. Part compliment, part insult. He invented them. I coined the term. See what I just did there? That was an explainabrag.

Pierce: Britta, you're the selfless one in the group, right?
Britta: Wouldn't know, haven't thought about myself in years.

Britta: Do you know what Dylan Thomas said about death?
Pierce: No, tell me.
Britta: Ok, bluff called.

Community Quotes

Sensible night, appropriate night.
Snow on ground, left and right.
Round yon purchase of decorative things.
Tolerant rewrite of carols to sing.
Function with relative ease,
Function with relative ease.

Shirley [sung to the tune of "Silent Night"]

Annie: How much effort am I worth?
Jeff: I'd break a light sweat.