Why name your daughter Megan? Are you stocking up for a bitch shortage?
I don't even believe in God, but I love me some Abed.
How many schools would let you get a degree in theoretical phys-ed?
I'm raising less money because I'm not jump starting date rapists.
I better not smile at that wall outlet, before you fry your face off!
Will someone back me up if I say this is ridiculous or is this going to be another Avatar situation?
Britta: So what's the context for constantly calling me as a lesbian?
Pierce: If the wallet chain fits... I'm just trying to help you find yourself.
I may not eat meat, but I'm not gonna eat that injustice.
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Cancer. Oh good, come in. I thought it was Britta.
Jeff: Guess where Rich is from?
Britta: Couldn't have been crazy town because you would have gone to high school together.
Britta: Someone's mom gave them way too much praise.
Jeff: Man, so did someone's psych teacher.
Don't be Mike Brady. Mike Brady's not sexy. You should be like Jo from Facts of Life.