Please don't pull out all my teeth. I'll look like an adult baby, but with boobs.

Kissing my armpits is a really big turn-on for me.

Artie: Adultery means cheating.
Brittany: I thought it meant being stupid. Like being a dolt.

Tina: Last week we were too sexy, this week we're too religious -- we can't win.
Brittany: Now I know how Miley feels like.

Santana: My private feelings.
Brittany: What about him?
Santana: He's just furniture. Sorry, no offense.

He's the dumbest person on the planet, and that's coming from me.

That's my man and his legs don't work!

We're gonna call it Kurt Hummel's bulging pink fun sack.

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks.

Will Schuester: Ok, guys I've got one word for you.
Brittany: Is it Love? I'm totally going to graduate now!

Artie: You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany: For awhile, I thought you were a robot.

I don't smell raspberry hair gel. Does anyone know where Blaine Warbler is?

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt