Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXPopular Brittany Quotes
Whenever I pray, I fall asleep.
I did a book report on heart attacks if you wanna give it to the doctor. It got knocked down a whole grade because I did it in crayon.
Is God an evil dwarf?
I made him a card that said 'heart attacks are just from loving too much.'
Tina: Last week we were too sexy, this week we're too religious -- we can't win.
Brittany: Now I know how Miley feels like.
He's the dumbest person on the planet, and that's coming from me.
Will: What's a duet?
Brittany: A blanket.
Artie: You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany: For awhile, I thought you were a robot.
Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?
I was going to order us one really, really long piece of spaghetti like in Lady and the Tramp. I've been practicing nudging the meatball across the table with my nose.
Kurt: What are you going as for Halloween?
Brittany: I'm going as a peanut allergy.
Brittany: You're a really good dancer.
Finn: Thanks, but my feet weren't really dancing.
Brittany: That was the best part.
