That's my man and his legs don't work!

Brittany: I'm gonna die.
Santana: I'll be worth it.

Santana: I'm torn.
Brittany: I'm not. I'm Brittany.

The glee club together with the football team, it's like a double rainbow. A zombie double rainbow.

I don't wanna die yet. At least not until One Tree Hill get canceled.

Beiste: She put being husky to good use.
Brittany: Was her name Ricki Lake?

Can I be honest? I don't understand the difference between an elf and a slave.

Brittany: Remember: even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.

Last year I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation and an entire family of mice starting living in it. Their Christmas gift to each other was rabies.

Artie: Adultery means cheating.
Brittany: I thought it meant being stupid. Like being a dolt.

If we lose, we should throw possums.

I'm paralyzed with fear. I've been here since second period. I really need to pee.

Brittany

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy mopes around and sits on his ass until his best man helps save the day. Thank you.

Will

Did somebody die in here?

Sam