Gus: Who's the big scary guy?
Shawn: His name is Carlton Lassiter. You should know that by now.

Gus: We just got blocked.
Thane: Ya'll just got cop-blocked.

Dude, we already hung out with enough crazy white people this year...

Shawn: Where the hell are we?
Gus: When the hell are we?

You're not a master chameleon.

Shawn and Gus

Creepiest butt dial ever!

iPad Shawn is a lot braver than real-life Shawn.

Henry: Keep going and I'm gonna rip your heart out, and that's an organ you need.
Gus: Actually, that's a muscle.
Henry: Whatever.

Gus: Did you tell Jules about this?
Shawn: No, I did not. I most certainly did not.

Shawn I have been watching reality tv and been training for a moment just like this one all my life. I am in it to win it.

Everybody knows that as the only brother on the show, I get a free pass through the first round.

I saw it. I knew it was coming. I was definitely getting my heart on.

Psych Quotes

Did you consider going Costanza?


Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.