Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Cameron Tucker Quotes
Yes, I've gained a few extra pounds while we were expecting the baby... but that's science. You can't fight it.
Cam: People always say I scream Hawaii.
Mitchell: Who says that?
Cam: People...
Mitchell: What people?
Cam: ...You don't know them.
All this from someone who never chunked a Punkin!
He'll be here all week folks. Literally, because you're not coming home with me.
Cameron: I love Jay, but I don't know about him raising a child.
Mitchell: He raised me.
Cameron: Well now you've put me in an awkward position.
Cam: Why so much tape Jay?
Jay: Why are you wearing a sweater when it's 95 degrees out?
Cam: It's my Christmas sweater!
Jay: Based on those stains, you are the Christmas sweater.
Cameron: I got MooGoo bear from the freezer
Mitchell: Why do you have chocolate on your face?
Cameron: It was under a chocolate pie
Mitchell: So you ate your way through it?
Cameron: I made a judgment call, you weren't there
Every home-improvement project we've undertaken has been a near-death experience.
You know people are going to stare, they're not used to seeing one clown in a car.
Dylan: I don't think we'd like the same music.
Cam: Because I'm gay and only like show tunes?
Dylan: Because you're old.
Cam: Well, that hurt more, Dylan.
You're so cute when you're angry with you're little fists. I just want to put you in my pocket.
If I have to read The Very Hungry Caterpillar one more time, I will snap!
