Captain Renard Quotes
Renard: I’ll die before I let you have her [Diana].
Zerstörer: I know!
Renard: There’s no need to be scared, sweetie.
Diana: I’m not, anymore.
Renard: Well, good! Because we have something that will take care of him once and for all.
Diana: Oh! So you know he’s coming here.
Adalind: WHAT?!
Diana: How many chocolate chip cookies do you want for breakfast, Dad?
Renard: [grimaces]
Adalind: How fun.
Renard: Ah, honey? How about pancakes instead?
Diana: It’s okay. I’m making both!
Grossante [to Renard on the phone]: Please, for God’s sake, you gotta hurry!
Renard: Yeah, listen, I just got a couple of things to take care of first, but I’ll be there as soon as I can.
Grossante: No! No! No, listen to me! For God’s sake, you gotta get here! She’s gonna kill me!
Diana [singsong]: I found you! That’s not a very good hiding place.
Grossante: No… oh, no… please, oh God… plea-- aaaaah!
Renard: [hangs up]
I’m *done* taking orders. I’m *done* with Black Claw. And I’m *done* with you! [beat] You were right. It was very important we talk.
Renard: You saved my life. Why?
Meisner: This time, you chose the right side, Sean.
Meisner: I like your new place, Sean! But I’m not following you. I’m *haunting* you. There *is* a difference.
Renard: Well, it’s annoying in either case!
Meisner: Talk about coffee going right through you!
Renard: Why are you doing this?
Meisner: Well… my calendar’s pretty open, seeing’s how I’m dead.
Renard: Look, if this is some kind of revenge haunting, don’t forget I shot you to put you out of your misery!
Meisner [blandly]: Oh, thank you for that. Really. [turns cheerful] But! Don’t forget you betrayed us all! It’s the real reason I’m dead.
Renard: NO! I gave you an opportunity to join me!
Meisner: Don’t think you cleared that with your friend Bonaparte…
Meisner: Aren’t you worried about the fact that you’re talking to someone who isn’t even here?
Renard: Oh, let’s see how “here” you really are! [steps towards Meisner with coffee cup]
Meisner: Oh, now, wait a minute, Sean, that’s hot coffee!
Renard: You three! My office!
Wu: I’m guessing this will be the presentation of medals.
Renard: You’re not real.
Meisner: Real enough that you’re talking to me.
Renard: No… you’re dead...
Meisner: Does that really matter?
Adalind: Never thought I’d see this.
Renard [resigned]: Well, enjoy it while you can.
Adalind: What do you want from me?
Renard: A little help.
Adalind: And what kind of help would that be?
Renard: Well, ironically, I don’t have an alibi for the night Rachel was killed.
Adalind: Where were you?
Renard: I was killing Bonaparte.
Adalind: Oh, well, that *is* awkward.
