You watch your mouth Barry White. This is my lady.

Juliet: That is cheating right?
Carlton: Absolutely.

In 94 days and 94 night Marlowe will be getting out of Prison and I think it's high time I stepped up to the plate and bought a place for myself and the woman I love.

If anyone asks about your presence here, you are here for a, if anyone asks about your presence you are here on police business.

Sorry I tried to kill you with my sword, Guster.

Lassiter: This door is really solid.
Gus: I think it's oak.

Tell you something, If I wasn't in a serious and meaningful relationship, I would be doing some serious damage all in this I saying that right? Hizzy?

I am like a classic, I never go out of style.

Tell your boyfriend goodbye and let's get some pancakes.

Carlton: Is this gonna get awkward again?
Shawn and Gus: It already is.

You just can't stand me winning.

Carlton: That's your boyfriend.
Juliet: I know.

Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.