Carlton "Lassie" Lassiter Quotes
You watch your mouth Barry White. This is my lady.
Juliet: That is cheating right?
Carlton: Absolutely.
In 94 days and 94 night Marlowe will be getting out of Prison and I think it's high time I stepped up to the plate and bought a place for myself and the woman I love.
If anyone asks about your presence here, you are here for a sleepover.......no, if anyone asks about your presence you are here on police business.
Sorry I tried to kill you with my sword, Guster.
Lassiter: This door is really solid.
Gus: I think it's oak.
Tell you something, If I wasn't in a serious and meaningful relationship, I would be doing some serious damage all in this hizzy.....am I saying that right? Hizzy?
I am like a classic, I never go out of style.
Tell your boyfriend goodbye and let's get some pancakes.
Carlton: Is this gonna get awkward again?
Shawn and Gus: It already is.
You just can't stand me winning.
Carlton: That's your boyfriend.
Juliet: I know.
