Carmela Soprano Quotes
Carmela: I'm not giving you my engagement ring. This isn't stolen. Is it?
Tony: No, who do you think I am?
Livia: Who is it? I'm sleeping.
Carmela: It's Carmela.
Livia: Oh, come on in.
[A.J.] stole from the church. They don't make them any lower than that.
You'd hit somebody who's sick? You'd hit somebody with polio?
(to Tony) I feel like I'm someone you've chosen to procreate with.
Carmela: I was thinking about when we watched Casablanca last week.
Father Phil: That new print is great, huh?
Carmela: You know when Bogie says: "Of all the lousy gin joints in the world why did you have to pick mine." Of all the finook priests in the world, why did I have to get the one who's straight?
Carmela: Tony hates building fires. Here we have this beautiful fireplace and those same three logs have been in there since Lincoln split them.
Father Phil: Fear of fire. A good deterrent to keep him out of hell.
Carmela: Maybe there is hope for him.
Father Phil: You know what's remarkable? If you take everything Jesus ever said, add it up, it only amounts to two hours of talk.
Carmela: No. No, but wait. I heard the same thing about The Beatles. Except it was, if you add up all their songs it only comes to ten hours.
(at confession) I have forsaken what is right for what is easy. Allowing what I know is evil in my house. Allowing my children...Oh my God my sweet children to be a part of it because I wanted things for them; a better life, good schools. I wanted this house. I wanted money in my hands, money to buy anything I ever wanted. I'm ashamed. My husband, I think he has committed horrible acts. I think he has... you know all about him Father Phil. I'm the same. I've said nothing. I've done nothing about it. I've got a bad feeling. It's just a matter of time before God compensates me with outrage for my sins.
(to Father Phil) Is there a commandment against eating ziti?
(on Tony) I thought therapy was going to clear up the fucking freak show in his head.
Carmela: You're going to be home tonight for Anthony Jr.'s birthday party, right? (realizes Tony isn't paying attention) Hey, Birdman, hello.
Tony: Yeah yeah, I'll get home early from work.
Carmela: I'm not talking about work.
