Well when you're tired you take a napa you don't move to Napa.

You can't leave New York, you're the Chrysler Building!

(shrieks as she picks up a pair of shoes) Oh my God! Do you know what these are? Manolo Blahnik Mary Janes! I thought these were an urban shoe myth!

Carrie Bradshaw

I'm homeless! I'm gonna be a bag lady! A Fendi bag lady, but a bag lady!

I have no fortune. I didn't need a cookie to tell me that.

</i> Carrie

I've spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!

I'm missing the bride gene. I should be put in a test tube and studied.

Samantha: (to the girls) I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.
Carrie: Now it's airborne.

Charlotte: I feel like we don't belong here!
Carrie: That's because we're wearing shirts!
Miranda: Seriously, why don't straight men have bodies like this?
Carrie: Because gay men have the possibility of sex at the gym! If straight men had that they'd be working out all the time too!
Samantha: I've had sex at the gym!
Carrie: See, Samantha's doing her part to motivate the masses!

(Carrie calls Samantha to make plans)
Samantha: I'll conference you with the other girls.
Carrie: You know how to do that?
Samantha: Of course! How else do you have three-way phone sex?

Samantha: Well it's about fuckin time. Get over here and do me.
Carrie: Is that you standard greeting now?
Samantha: Oh sorry I thought it was Richard.

I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know, they are people who have recently moved in with someone.

Sex and the City Quotes

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx. Why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Carrie

(After Carrie gets off Mr. Big's car)
Carrie: Wait! Have you ever been in love?
Mr. Big: Abso-fucking-lutely.