Schmidt: What are you wearing!?
CeCe: I don't...I don't know. I found this in the lost found at the gym. I'm not really sure how sexy a "sexretary" is supposed to be.
Schmidt: If you're trying to seduce me, don't dress up like my Aunt Frida at seder.
CeCe: The truth is, I would do anything. Do it anywhere.
Schmidt: Even fantasy locations?

The guy who got me this told me he could also get me a box of dolphin steaks or a "mostly white" baby.

Jess: Nick kissed me?
Cece: WHAAAAAAAAAA?

I used to just think if I was proposed to I would notice it was happening.

Schmidt: A pogo is what your friends talk about when you leave the room.
Cece: Oh like your barnacle toenails?

Fairfax and La Brea.

Schmidt: I know this might seem crazy and probably a little bit impulsive, but it's not, not for me. I've known since the minute that I've met you.
Cece: Oh god, you're going to say something stupid, aren't you?
Schmidt: Girl, will you marry me?
Cece: Yes. Yes, yes, yes!
Jess: We're getting married!

What? You don't think I can be supportive?

You don't need Jess's bowl of advice, Winston.

Ever since we got engaged you've been acting insanely jealous.

Good luck with these two because if they get really hungry then all bets are off.

Just because a scary man yelled his name in your face doesn't mean you can't like sake baths.

New Girl Quotes

Cece: What's your stripper name?
Jess: Uh, Rebecca Johnson.
Cece: Your stripper name is Rebecca Johnson?
Jess: Boobies Johnson. Two Boobs Johnson.

I could pretend to be more like you, Jess, and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.

Nick