It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXCharlie Kelly Quotes
Could we, like, not talk about sucking penises? Or getting raped in the butt?
Get the demon and the goblin out and we got Pete!
They mess with their brains up there, don’t they.
The psycho struggle!
Frank: A cowboy and a teacher walk into a store..
Charlie: Well that doesn’t make any sense. Cowboys hate teachers, they’re independent thinkers!
We can make much money!
I don't know if you guys have noticed, but I've kind of had trouble closing it with the waitress.
Charlie: It's a Wade Boggs style! Give me another one!
Mac: You know, that's the only ball I have. And I didn't really expect you to hit one.
I can do it just give me the bat I got game.
Mac: There's a secret hatch on the airplane that allows me to travel anywhere.
Charlie: Yeah, everybody knows that.
Dude I can't stop drinking now, I'd probably die!
He just did because he was thirsty, and he had to pass some time.
