Chance: I've told you before I don't like Christmas. Never have, never will, even though you are some kind of Rolly Polly Santa in training.
Winston: Did you just call me Rolly Polly?
Chance: Did you just hire this guy to deliver Christmas stuff?

Ilsa: Oh, and Happy Christmas Mr. Chance.
Chance: Oh, merry, we say Merry Christmas.
Ilsa: I know, it just sounds a bit silly.

I've been shot at, I've been thrown out of an airplane, been generally mistreated by a lot of bad people, this bickering is pretty much more that I can take. I am going outside to get some fresh air, when I get back you two better be calmed down or we're breaking out the ball gags.

But if you ask me, in this life you get pushed around just as long as you don't push back.

The mall at Christmas, what a zoo!

Winston: Believe this jackass?
Chance: That's our client.

Ames: Ilsa Pucci's running from the law?
Chance: So are we.

You got a real opportunity here. Start a new life, second chances don't come very often, you can trust us on that.

(to Winston) You are a terrible liar, but you're a great cop.

Chance: Do you realize this is my wrench?
Ames: What are you doing here?
Chance: I could be asking you the same question.

Chance: Don't do it.
Guerrero: Course she's going to do it, I would. What? Hey, when I'm off duty you don't want to follow me either.

Chance: I suppose we could just let Marcus kill her. Well, its up to you, we're either in or we're all out. Is she worth it?
Winston: Just to be clear, I aint sharing a cell with either of you.

Human Target Quotes

People have secrets and secrets are dangerous, so what are you keeping from me?

Christopher Chance

In 3 hours one way or another this thing is going to be over.

Christopher Chance