Christopher Hayden Quotes
Young Christopher: (in flashback, about baby Rory) She's pretty.
Young Lorelai: She's perfect.
Young Christopher: I guess this means we have to get married now.
Christopher: When Jackson came out holding that kilt man, I felt for him.
Lorelai: I know, so did I.
Christopher: Please, I saw what your face was doing.
Lorelai: What? What was my face doing?
Christopher: It was counting up how many Brigadoon references you could come up with to torture him with at a later date.
Lorelai: How dare you accuse my face of that! My face is calling Gloria Alred when we get home.
Christopher: How many references?
Lorelai: None.
Christhopher: How many?
Lorelai: Twelve, including a few bars of I'll Go Home with Bonnie Jean.
(Christopher drove all the way from Boston to see Rory's cast taken off)
Lorelai: I know, but I didn't think you would drive all the way from Boston again. You were just here.
Christopher: You getting sick of me?
Lorelai: Frankly, yes.
Christopher: This town is like one big outpatient mental institution.
Lorelai: Glad you could join us.
I'm going to need a picture of this Jess so I don't accidentally rip off the head of the wrong kid, because that would be bad.
(on phone with Lorelai, hearing harps in the background) Where are you, heaven?
Christopher: May I have this dance?
Lorelai: I don't know. Do you have a trust fund? Always make sure.
Rory: So, did you know that you're considered a hot dad?
Lorelai: Hah!
Christopher: Really?
Rory: Libby said that it's too bad that you're my real dad, because if you were my stepdad, I could steal you away from Mom.
Lorelai: Ugh.
Christopher: That Libby's got a good life ahead of her.
Christopher: You're at your bachelorette party.
Lorelai: Right...right.
Christopher: So why are you calling me?
Lorelai: My father almost hit someone. My father has probably only hit another man in college, wearing boxing gloves and one of those Fred Mertz golden gloves pullover sweaters.
Christopher: Fred Mertz?
Lorelai: I Love Lucy - Fred Mertz.
Christopher: Landlord to Ricki, husband to Ethel, I know. It's just a weird reference.
Lorelai: (pointing at the pajamas, she's wearing) Hello, pajamas.
Christopher: And you brought up Bush because...
Lorelai: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
(the morning after the dinner fiasco with Lorelai's and Christopher's parents)
Christopher: Lor?
Lorelai: What?
Christopher: I want to marry you.
Lorelai: And the hits just keep on coming.
