Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Claire Dunphy Quotes
You know how growing up we all have that voice inside our head that tells us we're not good enough? Well, mine was outside my head driving me to school
Sure I had a little peppermint schnapps at my prom but I kicked my boyfriend out before my parents woke up. It's called respect.
Claire: What party?
Mitchell: Aw the two saddest words in the English language.
Claire: You look adorable!
Alex: Adorable? I'm not a puppy.
Dad your hot wife, who was learning to walk when you were 30 years old, is pregnant with the baby you conceived doing something most men would kill to do.
Listen to me, your whole life has led to this moment. All the training, the hours of dedication, there's not a soul alive that can touch you when it comes to shopping and baby you know it. Look at me, be you!
What, are you going to the ball Cinderella? Live a little.
Phil: You're just a worrier, like when you thought he was never gonna talk.
Claire: He was two, and all he could do was bark.
Phil: I understood him.
A minute you're just friends watching Falcon Crest and the next, you're lying underneath the air hockey table with your bra in your pocket
Phil: If I had a son I'd want him to be like Kenneth.
Claire: You do have a son.
Claire: Phil, the frying pan is on fire!
Phil: Son of Jor-El! Everybody stay calm!
Okay I want everyone to eat at home because the happiest place on earth is also home to the most expensive churro on earth.
