Figures you go into labor in the middle of a super storm.

Owen, you want kids.

Alex: She's not my girlfriend.
Cristina: Whatever, you love her.
Alex: She's my friend.
Cristina: You sound so stupid when you say that.
Alex: She's moving in with him. What do you want me to do?
Cristina: Punch him and take back the girl.

We have been friends for a long time. Want to know how? By not watching each other poop.

Babies come out. People poop on the table.

People have babies all over the place; taxi cabs, high school bathrooms.

Mer, you had me at lethal injection.

April: He likes it when I babble.
Cristina: He's a unicorn.

If anything is wrong with your baby, I will fix it.

Can your mind be blown on your own time?

Please, trust me. I was trying to protect you.

Maybe I should kick my intern.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Arizona: Oh my God! I mean, I understand why you're into her. She's hot. Wait, she likes you?
Nathan: What? I mean, I'm going to try not to be offended at that.
Arizona: No, no, no. It's just that Derek was--Derek was epic for her. They were the great love story. I mean, that girl's heart beat for Derek Shepherd. It just...it never occurred to me that she would ever be with anyone else. He was perfect. He was everything. That man turned her world. It...I spooked you. Don't be spooked.

Did you say it? 'I love you. I don't ever want to live without you. You changed my life.' Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around; Drink it in 'cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow."

Meredith (closing voiceover)