Damien Karp Quotes
Infeld: Would you care to join me in getting absolutely squiffed?
Damien: I'm all in.
What is this, your video for the Chive cheesiest lawyer of the year?
Crack staff you have there on Deep Space 9.
Damien: I'm a lawyer. I'm a very successful lawyer. Why can't you see me that way?
Infeld: I powdered your bottom.
I'm ticked. I'm not peeved. I know the Mary Poppins accent makes you seem smart but I can't believe anyone's still buying it.
Damien: If you accepted a job with these two street minstrels you must have gotten your degree at a mall kiosk.
Jared: She did. A little kiosk called Stanford.
Want to lose yourself in some misery sex?
Damien: Celia Moreno is now the new county Superior.
Rachel: The butch, one armed, Hispanic women? They just decided to check all the boxes.
Why did you bone me with the judicial committee?
Damien: I was feeling...
Infeld: What? Full of crap.
Damien: I was going to say invincible.
The bottom line rarely helps the people on the bottom.
Damien: Wow you look stressed.
Jared: You don't. What's up?