Favorite Damon Salvatore Quotes
Damon: You have no sense of humor.
Stefan: I have no sense of Damon humor.
Today has been a no-good, very-bad day.
Katherine: Bad day.
Damon: Bad century.
I get it. He's the reason you live. His love lifts you up where you belong.
Are you worried that all the forest animals will band together and fight back? After all, they talk.
Damon: I'd rather poke my eyes out.
Katherine: They're such pretty eyes.
Damon: You successfully cured him of anything interesting about his personality.
Elena: Remember who helped me.
Damon: I hate myself.
I look at you and I see myself. A less dashing, less intelligent version.
Do I look like I know anything about tattoos? Look at my skin. It's flawless.
If I had a dollar for every time some evil vampire surprised me.
Stefan: Where is she now?
Damon: Maybe eating a hot dog... vendor.
I've been dead before. I got over it.
