Damon Salvatore Quotes
Damon: Kai? If you so much as hurt one hair on her annoying little witch head-
Bonnie: That was so sweet. Why'd you have to ruin it by calling me annoying?
Elena: What was that?
Damon: Uh it's my audition tape for Real World London. Fingers crossed, I think I'm gonna make it!
Just keep your eyes peeled. There's a pork rind munching freak around here.
Elena: You should've brought me with you. Well first you should've told me Bonnie was alive and then you should've brought me with you.
Damon: Well Ric had more frequent flyer miles...and Ric didn't deliberately forget our entire relationship.
Damon: There are no drawbacks to this woman Stefan!
Alaric: Ehh, she did sleep with you.
Damon: See? Another plus.
Why wouldn’t I consult you in a decision that might permanently change your life? Hmm I wonder.
I died, you started over. I need you to live your life and be happy. I love you Elena. And I have to let you go.
Elena: I wanna remember.
Damon: Well you're a day late and a dollar short honey.
Elena: I mean I wanna try. Knowing there is this whole piece of my life missing it's driving me crazy, ok? So I have to at least try to get it back.
Come unannounced? What are you talking about? I literally went through time and space to be with you.
Oh don't be cynical. I'm here to spend time some quality time with my once dead now human best bud.
You have no idea how long I wanted to hear you breathe.
Well you didn't think I was gone gone, I promised you an eternity of misery.