Damon Salvatore Quotes
Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.
Stefan: Thank you.
Damon: No, Stefan, thank you. You're back on Bambi blood, and I'm the big bad-ass brother again. All is right in the world.
Alaric: You always have to be invited in?
Damon: By the owner or person of entitlement. Short-term rentals and hotels are a bit of a gray area. You kinda gotta play it by ear.
Damon: You came here to kill me?
Jeremy: Well, it's only fair. You killed me first.
Stefan: I had a chance to kill her and I hesitated.
Damon: Well, that is the fork in the road between you and me, my friend. I don't hesitate.
Have fun with Mystic Queen. I know I did.
Damon: First dad duty: gound your daugther, keep her here.
Damon: You need to stop doing that.
Elena: Doing what?
Damon: Assuming that I'll play the good guy, because it's you who's asking.
Elena: You totally blew her off.
Damon: I'm staying clear of all women at the moment.
Elena: You don't have to be rude.
Damon: Trust me, it's in the best interest of women everywhere.
You better start talking or I will kill you in your sleep.
Elena: Be the better man.
Damon: Ok then.
Elena: We just need answers, please don't do anything stupid.
Damon: Yeah, but stupid so much more fun.
