Since Stefan got here earlier, I'll let him try it his way before I try it my way, which is a lot bloodier.

He's a werefolf. He needs to die. I'm willing to do it. It's a win-win.

I'm steering clear of all women at the moment... trust me, it's in the best interests of women everywhere.

John: You guys are drinking vervain.
Damon: It's an acquired taste.

Elena: We just need answers. Try not to do anything stupid.
Damon: Yeah, but stupid's so much more fun.

I'm a good guy now, remember?

Better watch your back. Because I might need to get a hero hairdo of my own and steal your thunder.

We're not that desperate, Stefan. The guy tried to barbecue me!

Rose: It doesn't mean I can't be a special friend.
Damon: I think I like you.

Damon: You sure you can do that?
Rose: I don't love men that love other women. I think more of myself then that.

Jessica: Are you gonna hurt me?
Damon: I'm not sure

I'm not human. And I miss it. I miss it more than anything in the world. That is my secret.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Get the kids out of the car seats. Let's go summon the Devil.

Damon [to Seline]

I don't question why everyone tries so hard to save me. You shouldn't question why I try so hard to save everyone else.

Elena