Damon Salvatore Quotes
Well, well, he's a liar and a thief.
You spent the last century and a half being the poster child for Prozac. Now you want me to believe this new you has nothing to do with human blood.
John, whatever I can do to help make this town safe. Even if it means spending time with you.
Stefan: I'm clean.
Damon: You're lying.
Stefan: Believe what you want.
You're playing house with half a tomb of really pissed off vampire. What did you think was gonna happen?
You seem awfully chipper lately. Less doom and gloom. More pep in your step.
We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis.
Alaric: You think John knew Isobel?
Damon: I think John knows a lot of things.
Damon: You probably ingest vervain, right
John: Why don't you take a bite? Find out.
Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?
Stefan: I really liked you better when you hated everybody.
Damon: I still do. I just love that they love me.
Elena: How long until he's back to normal.
Damon: A few days, give or take.
Elena: It's been a few days.
Damon: Give then? I don't know.