Great gal. She's got spunk. You, on the other hand, look pooped.

Damon: I'm Damon, Stefan's brother.
Elena: He didn' tell me he had a brother.
Damon: Well, Stefan isn't one to brag.

You have no idea what came I'm about to play.

Stefan: Wherever you go, people die.
Damon: That's a given.

Stefan: Stay away from Elena.
Damon: I take that as an invitation.

Is it working? Being in her world? Does it make you feel alive?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.