Damon: Look who graduated!
Jeremy: He was fine with it?
Damon: I mean, you're practicaly flunking, missed 100 days of school, and you can barely spell the word "cat," but sure. He was fine with it.

In Bonnie-land that means there's an island off of Nova Scotia with a big magical battery waiting to be tapped.

I could kiss you right now you beautiful moron.

Cheating? Cheating is erasing all of our epic memories. That's cheating.

Well I'm no doctor, but this guy is screwed.

Liz: I paid extra for this room to be a single.
Damon: You clearly underestimate the number of women who would die to spend the night with me.
Liz: Well I'm not dead yet.

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Caroline: Let me get you another blanket.
Damon: So you can literally smother her?

[to Alaric] That's it? We're gonna kill bad guys together and you're not even going to talk to me?

Is that what you people think of me? That I just instantly resort to violence?

Well, Beavis and Butthead are on the lookout. Anyone else brimming with confidence?

Elena: Everything you've been doing for Bonnie...thank you.
Damon: She'd do it for us.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Get the kids out of the car seats. Let's go summon the Devil.

Damon [to Seline]

I don't question why everyone tries so hard to save me. You shouldn't question why I try so hard to save everyone else.

Elena