Damon Salvatore Quotes
Damon: Look who graduated!
Jeremy: He was fine with it?
Damon: I mean, you're practicaly flunking, missed 100 days of school, and you can barely spell the word "cat," but sure. He was fine with it.
In Bonnie-land that means there's an island off of Nova Scotia with a big magical battery waiting to be tapped.
I could kiss you right now you beautiful moron.
Cheating? Cheating is erasing all of our epic memories. That's cheating.
Well I'm no doctor, but this guy is screwed.
Liz: I paid extra for this room to be a single.
Damon: You clearly underestimate the number of women who would die to spend the night with me.
Liz: Well I'm not dead yet.
Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...
Caroline: Let me get you another blanket.
Damon: So you can literally smother her?
[to Alaric] That's it? We're gonna kill bad guys together and you're not even going to talk to me?
Is that what you people think of me? That I just instantly resort to violence?
Well, Beavis and Butthead are on the lookout. Anyone else brimming with confidence?
Elena: Everything you've been doing for Bonnie...thank you.
Damon: She'd do it for us.