The little boy you raped, you think he's better now?

So your uncle got that gun for protection, huh? What was he expecting, an army?

Do you guys all have goofy nicknames?

Jackie: Maybe I can bring this rat over to my ex-husband's house.
Danny: Is he that bad?
Jackie: Yeah, he actually is.

Was it bring your sister to work day and nobody told me?

But you're forgetting we almost had another homicide. Me!

Danny: Be like being rookies all over again.
Frank: Better not. It ain't rookie duty.

Vanna, would you please tell Mr. Tommy Barone what he's won.

But I had Linda on my team last year. That's a handicap or else I would have kicked your ass but you better not tell her I said that.

Another night of sleaze and desperation.

Danny: Single guys love a girl that can cook you know.
Jackie: I use my oven as a dresser.

Great News. Our only witness is a towel.

Blue Bloods Quotes

That even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop on the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.

Frank

So what is your fraternity handshake, a punch in the eye?

Danny