These aren't vampires, man. These are douche bags.

I'm ok. I killed so many people on the way over here.

Dean: Newsflash Mr. Wizard: "vampires pee."

Dean: Are you wearing glitter?
Kid: I only do it to get laid, man.
Dean: Does it work?

You go with Efron. I've got Bieber.

Dean: Try uh, Lautner.
Sam: He's a werewolf. How do you even know who that is?
Dean: What are you kidding me? That kid is everywhere. It's a friggen nightmare.

Look at this. Watching her sleep, how is that not rape-y?

Bobby: Ok then, lets roll credits on this chick flick. You boys have a safe flight and uh, try some of the local grub. I hear it's exotic.
Dean: Oh yeah, no, definitely, we are. I hear they have an Olive Garden.

You hear that Crowley? That's me flicking my BIC for you.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here.

Who died and made you boss?

We can't actually drop it off at an orphanage. They might get upset when it turns Asian.

Supernatural Quotes

Dean: Where am I going?
Sam: Dean, it's Valentine Day. Your favorite holiday, remember? I mean, what do you always call it - uh, Unattached Drifter Christmas?

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.