Who died and made you boss?

We can't actually drop it off at an orphanage. They might get upset when it turns Asian.

[putting finger with alcohol in baby's mouth] It's good, isn't it?

I'll pay you money if you sit still. This is like diffusing an IED with poop.

Who designed this thing, NASA!

Sam: Huh.
Dean: Shut it.
Sam: I just said huh.
Dean: I just said shut it.

Sam: You just went. You didn't hesitate, because you care and that's who you are. Me, I wouldn't even think to try.
Dean: Yes you would
Sam: No Dean. I'm telling you. It's just better with you around.

Go ahead say it. Call me a soccer mom.

Sam: Golf? Really?
Dean: It's a ... it's a sport!

Of course I didn't leave it alone. Sue me!

What, did you loose the ability to send a text message?

It's like chicks specifically dig unavailable guys.

Supernatural Quotes

This is my voicemail, make your voice … a mail.


You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.