Denise Mahoney Quotes
I wish I was emotionally healthy enough to love someone so much that I died after they did. I was with that dude last night. Only way I'm going to die after him is if he had a heart attack while he was on top of me. Crap, I just turned myself on
Elliot: Dr. Kelso, you do realize you don't work here anymore
Kelso: Look, her husband was an old friend of mine, plus I have forgotten more medicine than you two will ever know. [to Denise] I don't know you but I assume I have you beat because you're blond and rolling with ms reeks of beer
Elliot: It's my hair, okay?
Denise: And watch the lip, grandpa, because you wouldn't be the first old man I beat up
Kelso: I like her, she has girl balls
J.D.: Hey, I'm glad I found you. I need your approval to cut down some lollipop trees outside the sea monkey hut
Denise: What are you talking about?
J.D.: These decisions have to go through you because you're the mayor of crazy town
J.D: I was still trying to get my intern Joe to be more sensitive with her patient
[flashes into room with patient]
Denise: Don't worry Mr Hepburn, a lot of people are afraid needles. I was only surprised because you're the first one I've come across that doesn't have a vagina
[they leave the room]
Denise: Did you know that guy was a priest?
J.D: I did
Denise: You called me Joe?
J.D.: Do you not like that as a new nickname?
Denise: Just a little butch, I like banging dudes.. so...
J.D: I heard that's nice
