Hank [about his dad's car]: I don't think I should take it off the compound
Dermott: You didn't think I should have hot wired it either
Hank: That's because I had the keys

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Dermott: All right, we're going to have to do this commando style.
Hank: You want me to... take off my underwear?

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Dermott: Why do you think they used to call me "the Wolf?"
Hank: Nobody calls you that.
Dermott: Well, they did back in my old neighborhood. When they weren't calling me "psycho." There was actually a war between two gangs over which nickname to call me. Both gangs won

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You think being grounded is bad? Try prison. That's like being grounded for life. And instead of chores... butt sex

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