Texting for booty. Technology's killing romance.

Maybe Angelina Jolie is playing a homicide detective and wants to do a ride along.

Suicide boy finally does it. I bet that would be good for sales.

Mr. Chill can't take teen 'tude.

What a life. Football, women, and cake.

Korsak: He hogs the thing like he owns it.
Frost: Because one swipe from bear paws here will take out the whole system.

Korsak: How was the christening?
Jane: Think of your worst family holiday and multiply it by ten.

Korsak: There are those that consider the Chevrolet Citation a classes.
Frost: Yeah, a classic mistake. It's one of the 50 worst cars ever made, which means you owned one.

Maura: He can't get away with this.
Korsak: I would have said that yesterday. I'm not so sure about today.

Korsak: Hey an 8-track player and a Flowbie. I always wanted want of them.
Frost: Next birthday. On me.

If I know Hop-a-long, she'll be taking the stairs.

Hey, I've had three wives because of the job.