Popular Detective Vince Korsak Quotes
That lady's as squeamish as Frost.
Korsak: I've got to check on Kojak. She had puppies.
Frost: Kojak had a sex change?
I'm a simple guy. I don't care why. I just want to stop them.
Three wives and not one of them ever looked at me the way my dogs do. They think I'm the greatest man who ever lived.
Vince: Even I have a Facebook page.
Barry: With three friends.
Can't a man upgrade his look without a woman being involved?
You never know who's going to be a good parent until it's time for them to do the job.
Criminals are generally very, very, stupid.
Jane: Shaggy and Scooby would be so proud.
Korsak: After you, Velma.
Jane: She's Velma. I'm Daphne, obviously. Maura back me up on this.
Korsak: We have a mystery.
Jane: If only we had the mystery machine.
Jane: When did you become so secretive?
Korsak: When did you become so nosy?
Jane: Have you met my mother?
Korsak: I know he's in my thoughts, he's in my heart and some people would say he's in this room but detective Barry Frost isn't sitting here.
Jane: It's just a chair.
