Allison: What are we doing?
Jack: Is that a trick question, I'm not that bright.

Allison: What do you think I go around comparing your IQ to my previous husbands?
Jack: I do now.

Jack: Ok, I was expecting something worse.
Allison: It fried the power and communications
Jack: Now what?
Allison: We drift to the bottom of the lake.

Allison: Fargo when was the last time you ate, or bathed, or weren't here?
Fargo: My beloved can't leave so I'm not leaving. Don't worry I have plenty of sick days.

Zane: How do you know about secret passage ways around GD? You and Carter been playing security guard and sexy cat burglar?
Allison: My lips are sealed.
Zane: Thank god!

Fargo: You can't let them take it, please.
Allison: Why not?
Fargo: Because Holly's still in there.

Allison: I need you to stay perfectly still and no talking unless I tell you too.
Jack: Ok, no moving around while your tooling around in my brain; fair, that's fair.

Allison: Zane, are you alright?
Zane: [In Jack's body] No! Do I look alright? I'm half scarecrow, half Andy Griffith!

Zane: I bet that felt good.
Allison: It didn't suck.

Jack: It's me, the real Jack, I love you.. Do you trust me?
Allison: No.
Jack: Really??! I thought that would go differently.

Allison: What is that?
Jo: I don't know.
Fargo: Cool! I love dragons!

Grace: Doesn't seem real, everything that's happened, does it?
Allison: No

Eureka Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.