Dr. Gregory House Quotes
Dr. Park: I've tapped over 30 guys and never wanted to see them again. [long pause] I lived next to a Jewish frat.
House: We are wildly off track.
With great power, comes great micromanaging. And vests.
Well, Clyde, we got ourselves a good ol' fashioned cat fight.
She probably also believes that Salma Hayek's breasts are too big.
Adams: What happened to your eye?
House: I grabbed Park's ass.
I don't see creed, color, pulse.
Death is a consequence, not a symptom.
It's normal to be screwed up. It's not normal to romanticize it.
Patient: Now I have swollen ankles!
House: The medical term is cankles.
[To Foreman} That'd be redundant. I've got an angry black guy waiting for me to drop the soap right here.
[To a clinic patient] As much as I'd like to kill you, murder violates my parole.
[After describing Chase's upbringing] He's also dreamy, but that's not relevant now.
