Dr. Gregory House Quotes
Dr. Park: Why am I watching you cut your hair?
House: New life, new look.
[after his ankle monitor went off] I thought the bracelet was decorative. My aunt had one just like it. Wait a minute...
Prison! Sorry, I thought I heard everyone thinking it.
I specifically requested my wake-up-startle 3 hours from now.
I'm trying to listen to your lungs, not your self-pity.
Belief implies a level of giving a crap I am never going to achieve.
Me and humanity--we got together too young.
You think one of Santa's reindeer was called 'Stomper'?
That look of shock is elitist and offensive. Doctors can be degenerates too. This is America.
House [to Dr. Adams]
Mendelson [regarding House's special attention to his cellmate]: Why you keep helping him out?
House: Yeah, why would I want to make sure that my homicidal cellmate is taking the right anti-psychotics?
You wanna know how I feel? I feel hurt.
Cuddy: I haven't dated anyone since you.
House: You know what they say, once you go gimp...
