This is usually when Jane says get to the point before she's overcome with the urge to strangle me with her bare hands.

Do you doubt my ability to make forensics fun?

Maura: Did you think about any of us before you jumped.
Jane: No I didn't. I didn't think about you and I didn't think about my family. I didn't even think about myself. The only person that I thought about was Paul and that I was the only one that could help him. I wasn’t going to let him drown.

Maura: I didn't notice but then I was distracted.
Jane: By your reflection in the shiny, shiny plaque.

These emoticons don't deserve to be used in such disturbing ways.