Pete: Plop? Still?
Dwight: We owe Andy that much.

Anyone who needs to speak to me has gotta go through me first.

The two of you would move to my 16 hundred acre estate, which let's face it, is a big step up from living in a gay man's closet.

Dwight: We're third cousins, which is great for bloodlines and isn't technically incest.
Jim: Right in the sweet spot.

Dwight: You're a good assistant Jim.
Jim: Not as good as you.
Dwight: That's very true. Get the hell out of here.

Angela: The only people that need to be there are you and me.
Dwight: Oh and the old man to feed us the cheese that he's been fermenting since the day of my birth. You keep forgetting about him.

I never thought I'd say this, but I think I ate too much bone marrow.

Jim: I think it's time for you to bury the hatchet.
Dwight: Waste of a good hatchet.

Dwight: I can't believe you came.
Michael: That's what she said.

Dwight: If you're ever in the area, you'll always have a place to stay...in my barn.
Jim: There it is.

The Office Quotes

Pam: So I closed the door but the image of his...
Jim: Baquette.
Pam: ... dangling participle...
Jim: Eww.
Pam: ... still burned in my eyes.
Jim: I can imagine.

Mike gave me a list of his top ten Springsteen songs. Three of them were Huey Lewis and the News. One was Tracy Chapman, Fast Car. And my personal favorite, Short People.

Darryl