Dwight Schrute Quotes
Now you're locked in a prison bus and your woman drips with beverage.
No nobbies, no probbies. Nice try Jim.
It's a wire people. I'm not buying it a fur coat.
People laughed at Klingon at first, and now you can major in it.
Ah, French. It's a great language...if you're a chain smoking acrobat.
They say you only live once, and I'm about to prove it.
Dwight: Is there a belt above black?
Jim: You should ask him. It's a color you would never expect.
Phyllis: What's he doing?
Dwight: He's searching out younger gays.
You told me there was a rule. I could have choked so many people by now!
Dwight: Jim, tell him wear he can stick his grapes.
Jim: In the fridge!
I wonder if king size sheets are called presidential sized in England. I really should have a tweeter account.
Neither of those looks like any person that has ever existed or been dreamt of in the history of human insanity.
