Popular Eddy Monroe Quotes
Seriously? That's like a beer and half an onion ring.
Eddie
Eddie: Okay, who am I supposed to be?
Nick: Just yourself.
Eddie: That's a little disappointing.
Eddie: Hello?
Nick: Hey, it's Nick.
Eddie: How did you get my new cell phone?!
Nick: Are you kidding me? I'm a cop.
Eddie: Really?
Nick: Look if I had anybody else I could talk to about this stuff I'd go there.
Eddie: I feel like I should complain.
Eddie: Last time I protected someone for you, it was not a pleasant experience. How is that guy, by the way, were they able to sew his arm back on?
Nick: Uhm, I don't think he's going to be beating anybody up with is again.
Orson: This isn't between you and me.
Eddie: Then what's with the shotgun?
Nick: Munroe, it's Nick, open up!
Eddie: Maybe I should get you your own key.
Nick: A rabbit?
Eddie: I, uh, relapsed.
Nick: Maybe she is not the right girl for you.
We don't kill our own.
Eddie
Let's not let this get out of hand, I just had the carpet cleaned.
Eddie
Eddie: My aim is to keep the toilet clean.
Hap: Cool.
Eddie: Your aim will help.
Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.
