Eddie: Last time I protected someone for you, it was not a pleasant experience. How is that guy, by the way, were they able to sew his arm back on?
Nick: Uhm, I don't think he's going to be beating anybody up with is again.

Eddie: Really?
Nick: Look if I had anybody else I could talk to about this stuff I'd go there.
Eddie: I feel like I should complain.

Eddie: Hello?
Nick: Hey, it's Nick.
Eddie: How did you get my new cell phone?!
Nick: Are you kidding me? I'm a cop.

Eddie: Okay, who am I supposed to be?
Nick: Just yourself.
Eddie: That's a little disappointing.

Seriously? That's like a beer and half an onion ring.

Eddie

Nick: What are you doing?
Eddie: No way, dude I can't be around that guy he's way too potent. I almost bought him a drink.

Whoa there 5-0. Don't you have a partner for this?

Eddie

Don't you dare say heel.

Eddie

Eddie: Well, I sniffed her out.
Nick: Good boy.

What am I? Your personal Grimm-apedia?

Eddie

Oh right, her again, Aunt Marie, right? Yeah, I couldn't sleep the last two nights thinking old Aunt Marie was gonna cut off my head and stick it on a lamppost...That's how my great Grandma ended up you know.

Eddie

Who wales anymore?

Eddie

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank